Think about it, returning after your death a lot of people would love to be a horse, but nobody ever says... I would like to return as a pony. Well here are some reasons why it is just awesome to be a pony... 1.: Everyone expects you to be bad. Basically there's no pressure to live up to any standard of good behaviour. 2.: You are short and chubby, and that's a compliment. Even more that means your tack needs to be adjusted to your size. No more sharing of your tack. As a pony you have your own personalized stuff (Take that "horses"). 3.: If you plan it very carefully you might be able to spend your entire show career in the walk/trot division, living the good life. 4.: Yes you'll be tiny, but that also means the grass will conveniently grow to a height level with your mouth. So you don't have to reach down to grab a snack on the trail. 5.: Your owners will never be able to sell you. If you're good and sweet you're just a must have cutie pie. If you're evil and nasty your owners will never be able to sell you to anyone.
